

Stir occasionally until the eggs have firmed up to your taste. While it melts, combine eggs with some milk, add salt and pepper. How To Make Scrambled EggsAdd some butter to pan on medium-low heat. Breaks into Cafe and steals Nixon's prized personal photo.


Reading 13 books was not enough for naked Florida Man. Tired Florida Man brings home Chicken Hat! Reporters out of Business! Florida Man on Vacation!įaced with lack of news, Tribune continues to report on pancakes! Florida Man's grandmother concerned, police remain optimistic. Tacos May Be At Fault!Īfter eating pork rinds and grits, Florida Man went crazy. Ever since that shipwreck, strange things have been happening there! What Will Your Headline Be? Florida Man Goes Home Early With Illegal Drugs!įlorida Man Can Not Stand The Heat! White House Set To Issue Statement Monday At 11am. And for god's sake, don't get caught breaking into the Vampire Hotel! You remember the stories about that place. Guttentag that old hag, but things have changed! Who could turn down a pirate hat made of leather and two rolls of duct tape? Or an apron to finally cover up after that unfortunate bathroom incident.

That place had it coming! CraftIt was a chore in your second year arts class with Ms. Pet a pretty duckling and somewhere along the way, don't forget to break into the diner to fill your empty stomach. Roam the beautiful hills, smell the flowers. Slip into Florida Man's favorite incarnation - Dale - for one hour game play sessions full of laughs and eyerolls, ending with sharable headlines summarizing your exploits! Roam the island to find books, keys, weapons, and many many hidden items! Hunt a little, explore the swamp, or see what the inhabitants of the Vampire Hotel were up to! Oh, and always try beating your friend's score (you do have a friend, right?) by coming up with crazier hijinks! ExploreDiscover this scenic Florida island. Six hours of free booze and stale burgers. Six hours alone on a Florida island with no one to stop you.
